Saturday, June 6, 2009

SOMETHINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT ME....some fun stuff, some serious stuff and some just like that...!!!

1. your intelligence is my common sense.....so don't tell me what you know and what you don't, because you can't even imagine what my brain, mind and wit is capable of.... BEWARE... ;-)

2. i have got enemies and people who talk shit about me....GREAT, that means i actually stood up for something that i believed in..and i'll keep on doing so always...!! i don't mind...i'll rather be unpopular for what i am and for what i believe in....than being popular for what i am not and i won't ever do a thing that i don't believe in..!!

3. i admire gay men....because they leave more women for me,... hahahha ;-)

4. I AM A NON-SMOKER AND I DON'T TAKE ALCOHOL [booze] IN ANY FORM....and i hate it when people smoke around me....
but, i agree that women feel safe with men who smoke and drink....and obviously they would, because even women know that smoking causes impotency.... HAHAHAHA ;-)

5. i would never ever tell or advice someone to do a thing that i don't do myself...!! just the same way....who are you to judge me??? i am not perfect, and i don't claim to be....but, before you start pointing fingers at me....make sure your hands are clean...!!!

6. for me, life is not about waiting for the storm to pass.... rather life is about dancing in the ran ;-)

7. i believe that some people are alive just because it is illegal to kill them...and i don't want to be in jail..!!! ;-)

8. i want nothing to change ever.... but now i realize gracefully that people sometimes do change and feelings fade...!! so, just take life as it comes because YOU CAN'T GO BACK TO THE FADED PHOTOGRAPHS, BECAUSE SOMETHINGS WERE NEVER MEANT TO LAST.....!! so, believe in god and never lament, because god is the only one in supreme power to make the best plans for everyone...!!!

9. i don't believe that homosexuality should be allowed or practised by anyone...!! because if god wanted homosexuality to be normal and prevalent on earth...he would have made "adam and tom" instead of "adam and eve"....!!! so Cmo'n guys and girls...be normal just the way god wanted us to be ;-)

10. I love and simply adore my family and FFFs [fully faaltu friends] who have stood by me in my most difficult times and my hour of need....!!! they have made me realise that 1 true friend is better than a thosuand relatives and acquaintances...!!!

11. i am sarcastic and have a smartass attitude..... this is a ntural defense against drama, deceit, bullshit and stupidity....and i don't give a f*ck if anyone with mentioned traits feels offended...!!!

12. according to me, women are like LIQUID OXYGEN..... the oxygen wouldn't let you die and would be your life support....and the liquid won't let you breathe and live ...!! ;-)
but, take it or leave it, its a fact that we men won't be able o survive without women...!! so try to enjoy the flowery bed with all the little thorns ;-)

13. i never part with my dreams and fight to keep them alive till the end, because i think if they are given up upon so easily, you may still exist, but you cease to leave....!!!
my funda is---
LIVE WITH NO REGRETS AND GIVE IT YOUR BEST...
जियो तो ऐसे जियो की कोई काश ना रह जाए

14. I NEVER EVER GO TO BED ANGRY.....I STAY UP AND PLOT MY REVENGE... ;-)
i neither forget, nor i ever forgive...!!! i never forget my past, but i don't keep sticking to it also...!!

15. i live in that solitude which is painful in the youth, but is delicious and soothing in the years of maturity.....

16. i love to admire and listen to people's opinion just as i would admire their dog---- i shouldn't be expected to tak it along with me... ;-)

17. I AM A LOVER, NOT A FIGHTER...... BUT I'LL FIGHT TILL THE END FOR WHAT I LOVE AND DREAM.....

ciao.....peace.... see you all soon \^^/

6 comments:

Bikram said...

great logics sir ji............and I liked all of dem like

"i never part with my dreams and fight to keep them alive till the end, because i think if they are given up upon so easily, you may still exist, but you cease to leave....!!!"

ur poems r quite dear to us.........bcoz u always manage to touch our hearts via ur poems mayank........Thankyou.......

ritika said...

now that calls for an appluase. shows all the different facets of your personality.

you are clear about your goals, you have never-say-die attitude, you have got guts, you have got great sense of humour and you have great respect for others. all this shows in this post.

i especially loved that last line about you being a lover and not a fighter but fighting for what you love

and i loved that logic that if god thought homosexuals to be normal then he wud have made "adam and tom" instead of "adam and eve". lolzz. you have sharp brains man to think so funny and still logically. lolzz. i just couldn't stop laughing after reading it.

and that thing about not to get stuck to past was really inspirational. the 8th point.

THIS IS REALLY AN AWESOME POST. one of your best in this genre of sharp-witted humour and hard-hitting reality

Unknown said...

gud one ........ :)
i really liked dat line 'be4 u start pointing fingers at me .. make sure ur hands r clean'.....
i think its dificult 2 explain ourself atleast i cant.... ;)

sana said...

o great!!!u got sch great logics n a gud sense of humour....i liked all of them the inspirational n the funny too.it depicts ur confindence,attitude,
humour,loyality n of course ur loving nature.

i cudn't stop laughing on two of them the one in which the women feel safe with the smokers and the drunkards n the second that i luv to admire n listen to people's opinion just as i would admire their dog---- i shouldn't be expected to tak it along with me... great!

i really loved your last thought of not being a fighter but fighting for the love till the end.

simply superb!

sana said...

o great!!!u got sch great logics n a gud sense of humour....i liked all of them the inspirational n the funny too.it depicts ur confindence,attitude,
humour,loyality n of course ur loving nature.

i cudn't stop laughing on two of them the one in which the women feel safe with the smokers and the drunkards n the second that i luv to admire n listen to people's opinion just as i would admire their dog---- i shouldn't be expected to tak it along with me... great!

i really loved your last thought of not being a fighter but fighting for the love till the end.

simply superb!

sweeky said...

dis 1 z exceptionally gud...liked d way u hav put in ur thots nd views so fantastically..!!
dat tom nd adam wala logic z gr8..:) cudn't stop laughing at it..:)

Ur post z amazing,logical and helpful as u describe all d traits of your personality so gracefully!!