5 DEFINITE NO-WIN QUESTIONS FOR A MAN ;-)

I READ A SIMILAR ARTICLE IN A MAGAZINE AND INNOVATED AND IMPROVIZED ON IT TO MAKE THIS FINAL LAYOUT HERE FOR MY BLOG.....
so i'll say this article is not entirely my original...!!! the idea is borrowed but the questions and answers are mine after a little innovation i put in.. ;-) ENNJJJOOOIIIIII :)

The 5 toughest questions for men are:

1. What are you thinking about?
2. Do you love me?
3. Do I look fat?
4. Do you think she is prettier than me?
5. What would you do if I died?

What makes these questions so difficult is that each one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument if the man answers incorrectly ( i.e. tells the truth). Therefore, as a public service, each question is analyzed below, along with possible responses.

Question 1: What are you thinking about?

The proper answer to this, of course, is: “I’m sorry if I’ve been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, thoughtful, caring, intelligent woman you are, and how lucky I am to have met you.”

This response obviously bears no resemblance to the true answer, which most likely is one of the following:

a. Baseball.
b. Football.
c. How fat you are.
d. How much prettier she is than you.
e. How I would spend the insurance money if you died.

Question 2: Do you love me?

The proper response is: “YES!” or, if you feel a more detailed answer is in order, “Yes, dear.”

Inappropriate responses include:

a. Oh Yeah, shit loads.
b. Would it make you feel better if I said yes?
c. That depends on what you mean by love.
d. Does it matter?
e. Who, me?

Question 3: Do I look fat?

The correct answer is an emphatic: “Of course not!”

Among the incorrect answers are:

a. Compared to what?
b. I wouldn’t call you fat, but you’re not exactly thin.
c. A little extra weight looks good on you.
d. I’ve seen fatter.
e. Could you repeat the question? I was just thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died.

Question 4: Do you think she’s prettier than me?

Once again, the proper response is an emphatic: “Of course not!”

Incorrect responses include:

a. Yes, but you have a better personality.
b. Not prettier, but definitely thinner.
c. Not as pretty as you when you were her age.
d. Define pretty..
e. Could you repeat the question? I was just thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died.

Question 5: What would you do if I died?

A definite no-win question.

(The real answer, of course, is “Buy a Corvette!"... "i'll try angelina jolie”.... or even "i'll holiday in amsterdam with the insurance money") ;-)

there's nothing more a miracle than love

"Love works in miracles every day: such as weakening the strong, and stretching the weak; making fools of the wise, and wise men of fools; favouring the passions, destroying reason, and in a word, turning everything topsy-turvy."

if we believe in the miracles of love, then nothing is impossible..!!

i have never believed that love is blind.... according to me, true love is never blind..!! i would say that true love has an eye that makes us the possibilities that we/anyone could never ever see with the naked eyes of worldly wisdom and practicality,...!!

YOU ARE MY INSPIRATION...!!

i wrote this poem for a very special person in my life on her birthday..!! and i promised that i would write one for her.....so here it is---as your gift..!! it's a bit late that i am putting it here on blog....but HERE I AM...!!

You're the strength that makes me fight through my problems,
the courage that helps me face my worst and darkest fears,
the cunning that helps me overcome my many obstacles,
the inspiration that pushes me to reach my potential,
the passion that keeps my nights...interesting,
the love that enriches my life to the fullest,
and i will forever be the person that loves you unconditionally..!!

life rocks on every moment...!!!!

this is a creation of my friend PUNEET...... he didn't have a blog, so asked me to display it here...!!!! hopefully all would like this also, juzz as i did :-)

Life rocked every moment, as I used to spend every moment on the rocks,
Life was a smile, it was happiness, it was adventure, and in short it was great..
and Now it’s all about my shoulders carrying the weight……
The Weight of my parent’s expectation;
the weight of the faith of my friends in me.
life has put a question mark on me?;
Am I the one to whom god wants to show what life is, or life wants to show who god is,
Confused between these,here I am, standing in a mist; all hidden….
Seeking is what I have always done;
Thinking; life is to seek what I need….
I need friends,I need close ones,I need love;
I got all but lost it too, it just took a split of a second….
Second is what matters a lot, life changes again n again,
Life again played hide n seek, I m seeking what god wanted to hide….
Hidden is my future, my life, my expectations, my dreams,
Dreams are what I need,and fulfilling then is what I look forward to….
I am looking towards you with my folded hands;
shower the blessings that I dream of,
I dream off living life;
living life to fulfill my friend’s faith in me,
my parents, satisfied and their expectations fulfilled,
Expectation of the one who is in me, as my soul.
Soul Is what I live for , I live for you my love……
Love is what i searched for,
here n there, Here n everywhere,
it came but I don’t know where it went;
i Repent that's why I don’t have the courage to fight n hold things back,
Broken is my back, just need some one to back me up,
Up then i ll come n higher i ll go ,
where no one would have a control….
Higher n higher is what I dream off ,
but here I am just calling everything off.
Off I go in the darkness,
off I go where no one is there;
just me hiding from god so that he doesn’t find me,
n take away the darkness n leaves me broken in front of all…

FRIENDSHIP..!!!!!!

this is a poem that i wrote for 2 very special friends of mine--- nidhi and shweta. but i must say it holds true for each of my best friends--- puneet [humji], saleem [sal], kunal [kundal], vikram phulka[vicku], harwinder kaur[harry], aaradhana, sweekriti [sweeky], ramandeep kaur [rasna], samriti, poonam [pooh-the rockstar], damandeep [tanker]. sourabh[blessu], jugesh [jogi/mota], chandan[chandu], yadwinder [yadu]..... this is also for 2 of my friends who are not in this world with me now, but their memories will always be etched in my life-- sartaaj [giani] and lavneesh [lachhi]......!!!!

SO GUYS THIS IS DEDICATED TO YOU ALL------ thanx a lot buddies. u really made me what i am..!!

When I cry, you are there to help me out,
When I am happy, you are there to hear me shout,
When I grin you know that I am really mad..!!
you can always tell when I am sad,
You are one of the best friends I have ever had..!!!

You are there with me through thick and thin,
You offer a helping hand when I am dim,
You patiently listen when I want to talk,
You tell me I am good even when I have been bad,
you correct me whenever i go wrong,
You are one of the best friends I have ever had..!!!

So hear me out when I say--
You are the light in my day,
You are the moon in my night..!!
That made my life so bright,
With you I am always glad,
You are one of the best friends I have ever had..!!!

Thanks for all the ways you share,
For all the ways you care,
For all the times and laughs we share.!!!
Thanks for all the patience you show,
To bear with my antics and jokes,
Maybe that’s why, in friendship we are the best blokes..!!!

MUSIC....!!!!!!!

"MUSIC" A Small word but has a great power. Makes people of eighty's to sixteens .It is not your's or some one's else's.. Every Body can feel, can enjoy to the maximum levels. Music is always your company........
LOVE MUSIC ... ENJOY MUSIC
Music is any combination of noise that resonates with a person & makes them feel happy. Life without music will be a mistake, life without music will be not human!
Music is part of our lives whether we realize it or not, whether we actively participate in it or not, whether we appreciate its power or not. This is, in fact, the real power of music.........
that it can affect us whether we are aware of it or not.
so.... don't stop. just groove in. surrender yourself to the immense powers of MUSIC..!!!!!

LIFE'S MANTRA....!!!

in life,,,. either u do or u don't...there's juzz no trying.
"i tried" is juzz another excuse used by losers. if we give something our best and most determined shot.... then we have no need to say.."i tried"... we then juzz say "i have done it".