YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME?? ;-) well check this out first..

...im a die hard romantic...and i love to dream, think and i prefer to be alone to write and jot down my thoughts..!!

i am least bothered about flattery and flirting...... so gals who wanna do fraaannnddship with me just please back off..!! i don't wanna be rude to woman so DON'T BOTHER...

i CAN'T take criticism…well i'm really short tempered!!!. ...
..im fussy abt almost everythin
and i like bein rude to people.... hahahha

i love being an INDIAN and hate people who say 1 religion/faith is better than other.!! .. please all such communal suckers can go and FU@# themselves... please don't bother us, we have better things to do...!!
i lurrrrrvv throwin attitude for no reason whatsoever..!!

i hate parties and crowds becoz i find it crowded by fake suckers who can be so nice to u even when they are bitching about u at ur back and from the inside...

im not hot lukin or sexy or a material that girls drool over...!!!
am juzz a normal guy next door and i just can't pretend to be something i am not...!!
SO TAKE ME AS I AM... OR JUZZ LEAVE ME ALONE..!!

..i cant stand the nasal king of our country mr. Himesh Reshammyia......i hate jazzy-b's or watever they'r called of punjabi singing who can't think of punjab being more than daaru. chicks and bandooks... n im ready to kick u in da wrong place if u play any of his songs wen u r around me.

..i dont like people who claim to be the best..
...i hate nerds,geeks,perverts, FLIRTS and people who take commitment, honesty and relationships for granted..!! if u are 1 then plzz back off or u can really get hurt... thanx :)

..i don’t like earthworms and lizards... hehehe
…I hate people with oil in their hair( especially wen they r standin right under my nose)
I hate wannabes…I don’t like the saduu and khadoos people!!!....…

im very self centered.....im very fluent in sarcasm...

i cant imagine a life without my FFF’s…dat stands for (faltoooo friends forever)…namely punnu, sid, saleem, kunal, vicku, yadu, daman, yogi, blessu, chandu... harry, suggu, rasna, kim, poonam, shweta, nidhi, sweeky, ruchi, amrit, simi,.... ummm bass :)

I love travelling alone on long looonnngg drives…
im a dreamer…
I love reading…

I love to flaunt…
but, I hate to fake!!..

..i luvvvv havin sweet lime soda
...i hate eatin pizza and masala dosa using a fork n knife...
i hate to know that "" life can be such a bitch at times=
i loveeee long words dat make no sense eg, preposterously!!

..i lov melodrama
...i hate blackmail...
..i hate guys who start singin as soon as a chick passes them by..

..i hate to be silent
..i luvvv my life (bein over optimistic helps!!)

these r da primary detailzz rest is 4 u to figure out..so ciao.peace… \,,/

RAJNIKANTH anna....... MIND IT..!!!! ;-)

THIS ISN'T MY ORIGINAL CREATION. GOT IT IN A MAIL..... AND FOUND IT AWESOME, SO WANNA SHARE WITH U ALL..!!!

Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done. In the movies of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid.

Here are a few scenes

1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured! Long Live Rajanikanth!

2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife. Guess, what he does? He throws the knife at the middle gangster? & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.

3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but no bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah? not even in your remotest imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang... the gangster dies...

This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely shaken and decided to go back. But he happened to see another movie for one last time, and thought that at least one movie would follow his theory of physics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't changed. Oops, not so fast!

The 'climax' finally arrives. Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain because it's the climax. (Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible?) Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.